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		<title>Dog Mind Games</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 04:01:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After your humans give you a bath, DON’T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up, and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it’s right before your human’s bedtime. Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. When the humans try to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Arial;"><a href="http://www.agilityfusion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-dog-smile.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-6016" title="funny-dog-smile" src="http://www.agilityfusion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/funny-dog-smile-300x214.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="214" /></a>After your humans give you a bath, DON’T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up, and dry yourself off on the sheets.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>This is especially good if it’s right before your human’s bedtime.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Arial;">Let the humans teach you a brand new trick.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Learn it perfectly.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Pretend you have no idea what they’re talking about.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Arial;">Make your humans be patient.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>When you go outside to go ‘potty’, Sniff around the entire yard as your humans wait.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Act as if the spot you choose to go potty will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Arial;">Make your own rules.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Don’t always bring back the stick when playing fetch with the humans.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Make them go and chase it once in a while.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"><span style="font-size: small; font-family: Arial;">Wake up twenty minutes before the alarm clock is set to go off, and make the humans take you out for your morning potty.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>As soon as you get back inside, fall asleep.</span></p>
<p>(c) the Town Crier, 2004</p>
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		<title>Divin&#8217; Dogs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 15:20:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Such a hot day &#8211; this is what dogs wanna do! that, and play on their water obstacles.]]></description>
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		<title>Ring of&#8230; water?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 12:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s better than a tire jump? A Hydro Hoop, of course!  Summer heat can be beat with water obstacles, and the hydro hoop is an attractive, fun obstacle for your dog to use.  The water spray forms a net, and sometimes when the light hits it just right, a rainbow!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s better than a<a href="http://affordableagility.com/cgi-bin/mcart/ares.cgi?ID=200482236&amp;url=http://www.affordableagility.com/TIREJUMPS.htm" class="external" target="_blank"> tire jump?</a> A <a href="http://affordableagility.com/cgi-bin/mcart/ares.cgi?ID=200482236&amp;url=http://www.affordableagility.com/hydrohoop.html" class="external" target="_blank">Hydro Hoop,</a> of course!  Summer heat can be beat with water obstacles, and the hydro hoop is an attractive, fun obstacle for your dog to use.  The water spray forms a net, and sometimes when the light hits it just right, a rainbow!</p>
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		<title>Can Your dog read your mind?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jun 2011 16:59:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a very interesting study &#8211; and do I think dogs can read minds? Not really, but I know individual dogs can become very attuned to their individual handlers body language and tone of voice! Does your dog &#8216;sync&#8217; to you?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.agilityfusion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dog-psychiatrist.bmp"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-5671" title="dog-psychiatrist" src="http://www.agilityfusion.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dog-psychiatrist.bmp" alt="" width="315" height="227" /></a><a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/12/canine-telepathy_n_874513.html" class="external" target="_blank">This  is</a> a very interesting study &#8211; and do I think dogs can read minds? Not  really, but I know individual dogs can become very attuned to their  individual handlers body language and tone of voice!  Does your dog  &#8216;sync&#8217; to you?</p>
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